I have someone very special to introduce to you today. 

Ladies, meet Sal. 



Awwwwwwwww.

He's single and he's ready to mingle. Here are his stats:

Full Name: Sal  A. Mander (mother's name Sally)
Kingdom: Animalia
Phylum: Chordata
Class: Amphibia
Astrology Sign: Pisces (of course)
Likes: Walks in the woods - especially near creeks and wetlands, Pina Coladas with an umbrella, Classical Music, Dancing in the Rain, and writing poetry
Favorite Poet: Robert Frost
Dislikes: Pesticides and Newt Gingrich
Romantic Dinner Menu: Earthworms, slugs and snails (basically things that move slower than Sal)
Talent/Party Trick: Sal will use tail autotomy to escape predators. If you're on a date and get into trouble, he'll drop off his tail. It will wriggle around for a little while, and then you can make your get away unnoticed while the predator is distracted. Salamanders routinely regenerate complex tissues. Within only a few weeks of losing a piece of limb, a salamander perfectly reforms the missing structure. This is great at parties too!
Sal aspires to be a poet




Seems like he's the full package! 

And did you see his cute hands?

          

So grippy and strong. 

And ladies, don't worry about the odds. Sal's got friends, lots of them.



So if you find Sal irresistible, contact him today and show him that nice guys don't always finish last!

Have a sweet day,
Anne